500+ Jokes, Tongue-twisters, & Fun Facts for Kids!

Author: J. J. Wiggins

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781523480432

Category:

Page: 104

View: 2689

Over 500 jokes for kids, including hundreds of knock-knock jokes, fun facts, and tricky tongue-twisters that will crack up the entire family. This book is perfect for the young comedian and great for family gatherings or those long, boring car rides. A quick way to liven up the mood! In this book you will find: 250+ Q & A Jokes For Kids - "What do you get when you cross a ghost and a tiger?" A booger. - "What did the kitten say when the vet gave it a shot?" "Me, ow!" - "Why wasn't the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?" Because it was already stuffed. 130+ Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids Knock knock. "Who's there?" China. "China who?" Are you China be funny? 70+ Fun Facts Did you know...the founder of Facebook is Mark Zuckerberg and his last name, 'Zuckerberg', means 'sugar mountain' in German! How funny is that? In Canada, Thanksgiving is celebrated in October and not November! 50 Tongue Twisters Say this 5 times really fast without laughing: blue poop hoop loop and this one without twisting your tongue: Which wristwatch does Rich want? * * * From science to culture to just plain, everyday silliness, this book has everything! Watch your kids laugh, and then watch them learn. This book of hilarious jokes is recommended for ages 6 and up.
Humor

Tongue Twisters for Kids

Best Joke Book for Kids

Author: Peter J. Macdonald

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 9781494733704

Category: Humor

Page: 30

View: 7423

Tongue Twisters for Kids is a book of Tongue Twisters, that are age appropriate and guaranteed to be clean. Tongue Twisters for Kids is a part of the Best Joke book for Kids series by Peter MacDonald. Tongue Twisters are great fun and are a great source of laughter with a bunch of friends, as well as being educational and exercises for good Diction. Kids Jokes, jokes for kids of all ages but the adults will get them too Tongue twisters are a real challenge to say for any kid( and most adults). They use similar sounding syllables, words and sounds repetitively, making it easy for anyone to trip over the words. While tongue twisters for kids can be a whole lot of fun, they also have many practical benefits to offer. Best Joke book for kids are styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate.
Juvenile Nonfiction

Just Joking

300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles

Author: National Geographic Society (U.S.)

Publisher: National Geographic Books

ISBN: 1426309309

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 207

View: 7160

Presents a variety of jokes and facts, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, and traditional question and answer jokes.
Humor

Jokes for the Imbecile

Written by Imbeciles for Imbeciles

Author: Mark Funnn,Will Funnn

Publisher: BookBaby

ISBN: 0986119903

Category: Humor

Page: 65

View: 9443

Jokes for the Imbecile: Written by Imbeciles for Imbeciles by Mark and Will Funnn, delivers the ultimate experience in complete and utter stupidity for Imbeciles from all walks of life. This book includes a wonderful collection of jokes, songs, poems, and recipes that can immediately be put to use by any Imbecile, big or small. You will enjoy this amazingly asinine book for many years to come, especially if you are a true Imbecile like us. If not, see if we care! - M.F. & W.F.

Tongue Twister (+300 Funny, Tricky, Tough Tongue-Twisters for Kids and Adults)

Author: Adam Smith

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781545276204

Category:

Page: 66

View: 3967

A tongue twister is a phrase that's supposed to be difficult to articulate properly. Often times, they take practice to say correctly. Tongue twisters are good practice for children as they learn to form words, phrases, and vowels. It's hard to say a tongue twister without a smile on your face. Kids will be entertained with these tongue twisters for hours. Also if you want to become a better voiceover actor, singer, or public speaker this book is for you and contains fun and challenging tongue twisters and vocal warm-ups that prepare you to read commercial, promo, narration, trailer, and animation copy with the proper energy and vocal dexterity.

99 Tortuous, Tricky, Tough Tongue Twisters

Author: John Jester

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781503172388

Category:

Page: 40

View: 5196

99 Tortuous, Tricky, Tough Tongue Twisters to keep you amused for hours. Challenge yourself and your friends to see who really is the tongue twister champion. Includes the 'World's Hardest Tongue Twister', as researched by psychologists at MIT. Not only are you guaranteed fun and laughter, but tongue twisters have been proven to improve English pronunciation skills too, for both native speakers and foreign language students.
Juvenile Nonfiction

101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

(Joke Books for Kids)

Author: I. Grinning,I. Factly

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 9781482397529

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 56

View: 3529

IP Grinning presents... '101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again.
Juvenile Fiction

The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle

Author: Christopher Healy

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0062118471

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 512

View: 7531

Your favorite princes and princesses are back in the hilarious and action-packed sequel to the breakout hit The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom by author Christopher Healy, which the New York Times selected as one of its best books of the year. Prince Liam. Prince Frederic. Prince Duncan. Prince Gustav. You remember them, don't you? They're the Princes Charming, who finally got some credit after they stepped out of the shadows of their princesses—Cinderella, Rapunzel, Snow White, and Briar Rose—to defeat an evil witch bent on destroying all their kingdoms. But alas, such fame and recognition only last so long. And when the princes discover that an object of great power might fall into any number of wrong hands, they are going to have to once again band together to stop it from happening—even if no one will ever know it was they who did it.
Juvenile Nonfiction

A Joke Book for Kids

Author: Jerry Harwood

Publisher: Infinity Pub

ISBN: 9780741459268

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 96

View: 9086

A collection of clean jokes written just for kids.
Humor

Best Joke Book for Kids

Best Funny Jokes and Knock Knock Jokes( 200+ Jokes)

Author: Peter MacDonald

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 9781492868064

Category: Humor

Page: 70

View: 1668

Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.
Humor

Lunchbox Jokes

100 Fun Tear-Out Notes for Kids

Author: Deana Gunn,Wona Miniati

Publisher: Brown Bag Publishers

ISBN: 9781938706134

Category: Humor

Page: N.A

View: 8735

Tear-out jokes to put inside a child's lunchbox.
Fiction

The 500

A Novel

Author: Matthew Quirk

Publisher: Reagan Arthur Books

ISBN: 0316198609

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

View: 1656

A gripping thriller debut, set deep in the heart of the world's most powerful political arena A year ago, fresh out of Harvard Law School, Mike Ford landed his dream job at the Davies Group, Washington's most powerful consulting firm. Now, he's staring down the barrel of a gun, pursued by two of the world's most dangerous men. To get out, he'll have to do all the things he thought he'd never do again: lie, cheat, steal-and this time, maybe even kill. Mike grew up in a world of small-stakes con men, learning lessons at his father's knee. His hard-won success in college and law school was his ticket out. As the Davies Group's rising star, he rubs shoulders with "The 500," the elite men and women who really run Washington -- and the world. But peddling influence, he soon learns, is familiar work: even with a pedigree, a con is still a con. Combining the best elements of political intrigue and heart-stopping action, THE 500 is an explosive debut, one that calls to mind classic thrillers like The Firm and Presumed Innocent. In Mike Ford, readers will discover a new hero who learns that the higher the climb, the harder -- and deadlier -- the fall.
Travel

Riding the Iron Rooster

By Train Through China

Author: Paul Theroux

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

ISBN: 0547526997

Category: Travel

Page: 480

View: 7059

Paul Theroux, the author of the train travel classics The Great Railway Bazaar and The Old Patagonian Express, takes to the rails once again in this account of his epic journey through China. He hops aboard as part of a tour group in London and sets out for China's border. He then spends a year traversing the country, where he pieces together a fascinating snapshot of a unique moment in history. From the barren deserts of Xinjiang to the ice forests of Manchuria, from the dense metropolises of Shanghai, Beijing, and Canton to the dry hills of Tibet, Theroux offers an unforgettable portrait of a magnificent land and an extraordinary people.
Juvenile Nonfiction

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Rob Elliott

Publisher: Baker Books

ISBN: 144124302X

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 8608

Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.
Music

The Top 500 Heavy Metal Albums of All Time

Author: Martin Popoff

Publisher: ECW Press

ISBN: 1554902452

Category: Music

Page: 650

View: 6043

The result of an extensive poll asking heavy metal fans to list their favourite high-octane albums, this compendium combines those survey results with Popoff's original interviews with world famous rockers who reveal recording session secrets in addition to their own heavy classics and ear-splitting faves. When all of this is melded with Popoff's unique and celebrated insights into the metal of yesterday and today, an essential resource becomes a rock-writing standard. From AC/DC to ZZ Top and from Black Sabbath to Pantera, both headbanging chart-toppers and lesser-known gems are catalogued and critically appraised. With reviews of early metal albums of the 1960s, as well as the latest hits, The Top 500 Heavy Metal Albums of All Time blends praise with criticism to produce an honest assessment of the most influential and important heavy metal recordings. Also featured are photos and appendices that revel in mountains of metal minutiae. "Martin Popoff has no doubt supplied the raw material for all manner of intense debates among the former denizens of basement bedrooms everywhere." 'The Toronto Sun.
Juvenile Nonfiction

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Zondervan,

Publisher: Zonderkidz

ISBN: 0310750636

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 8537

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil. New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that’s both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles—it’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit. This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles too!
Nature

Eight Little Piggies: Reflections in Natural History

Author: Stephen Jay Gould

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

ISBN: 0393340848

Category: Nature

Page: 480

View: 1154

"There is no scientist today whose books I look forward to reading with greater anticipation of enjoyment and enlightenment than Stephen Jay Gould."—Martin Gardner Among scientists who write, no one illuminates as well as Stephen Jay Gould doesthe wonderful workings of the natural world. Now in a new volume of collected essays—his sixth since Ever Since Darwin—Gould speaks of the importance of unbroken connections within our own lives and to our ancestralgenerations. Along with way, he opens to us the mysteries of fish tails, frog calls, and other matters, and shows once and for all why we must take notice when a seemingly insignificant creature is threatened, like the land snail Partula from Moorea, whose extinction he movingly relates.
Fiction

The Devil's Alternative

Author: Frederick Forsyth

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101602163

Category: Fiction

Page: 528

View: 3152

Russia faces famine. The Soviets are forced to pin their hopes for survival on the U.S. But as the KGB and the CIA watch in horror, the rescue of a Ukrainian freedom fighter from the Black Sea unleashes savagery that endangers peace--and plunges leaders from Washington to Moscow into a web of overwhelming intrigue, terror, and suspense. Only two lovers can save the world from nuclear destruction. Yet every way out means certain death. and the countdown has already begun.
Juvenile Nonfiction

More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Author: Rob Elliott

Publisher: Revell

ISBN: 1441245235

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 479

Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat? A: A Tooth Ferry. Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for any child.