Lose Your Hemorrhoid and Find Mr. Perfect

Author: Flip

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1465339957

Category: Self-Help

Page: 55

View: 6806

The fact that you are reading this tells me that you are in a bad relationship, tired of bad relationships, want to fix the relationship you already have, or are looking for that perfect relationship and connection. You are frustrated because nothing youve tried has worked and you have only attracted jerks. You are heartbroken, tired, and hopelessly looking for your Mr. Perfect. You have promised yourself that when you find him, you will do anything and everything in your power to keep him. Do you want to find your perfect man and learn how to keep your relationship fresh, interesting, and long lasting? Are you tired of playing games or following a set of rules with no result? Do you want to feel wanted, loved, respected, and valued by your Mr. Perfect? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this book was written for you. Congratulations, you have taken the first step to getting rid of your Hemorrhoid, (AKA useless mate) and holding onto your Mr. Perfect.

Finding Mr. Right Now

Author: Meg Benjamin

Publisher: Entangled: Select Contemporary

ISBN: 1640633278

Category: Fiction

Page: 300

View: 5916

Monica McKellar, associate producer of Finding Mr. Right, is desperate. One of the show’s bachelors has bailed one week before shooting starts. She not only needs a replacement ASAP, he has to get the temperamental bachelorette’s stamp of approval. Fortunately there’s a hot guy right under her nose who’s a perfect fit. Unfortunately, he pushes all her hot buttons. Until the show’s over, her hands—and every other part of her body—are tied. When Paul DeWitt signed on to write for the reality show, “Bachelor #10” wasn’t supposed to be in his job description. He fully expects to be cut early on, which will free him to focus on the real object of his attraction. Monica. Instead, he’s a finalist, and they’re all packed in an SUV climbing the Continental Divide, headed for Salt Box, Colorado. Where stampeding horses, vindictive tabloid editors, and one capricious bachelorette’s waffling over suitors may conspire to end Paul and Monica’s romance before it even starts. Each book in the Salt Box trilogy is a standalone story that can be enjoyed in any order. Book #1: Finding Mr. Right Now Book #2: Love in the Morning Book #3: Running on Empty

My Hemorrhoid

A Man, His Hemorrhoid, His Destiny

Author: N. M. Poonie

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 0595337988

Category: Fiction

Page: 148

View: 2365

Roman Gilchrist has a hemorrhoid. His boss, the British Foreign Secretary, thinks that he has constipation. A trivial, simple misunderstanding, but it is one that Roman, unthinkingly, doesn't correct. Very soon, there's another misunderstanding. Then follow lies, and before he knows it, he's engaging in the most dangerous deception of his life. Blackmailed by a fraudulent psychic, he spies on his boss. In no time at all, he finds himself planted right in the middle of a group of zealots. Their plan? To hold the world hostage with the help of an extremely lethal, potent weapon-the Y-486. Now Roman has a choice: to do the right thing, or to let the conspirators succeed with their plan of taking over the world

Losing Mr. Right

Author: Natalie Charles

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1501181165

Category: Fiction

Page: 310

View: 8635

From the author of the “delightful and entertaining” (Library Journal) Seeking Mr. Wrong comes a charming romance following a woman who leaves home to forget the man who broke her heart and discovers the love that was waiting for her. Mindy Ling is a broken woman. After finding out that her best friend Chase—who she’s been in love with for years—is getting married, she escapes her troubles to spend some quality time with her grandmother in a small seaside town in Connecticut. She hopes to distract herself by staying in one of the guest cottages at her grandmother’s quaint bed and breakfast and helping the innkeeper with the day-to-day activities. But after she learns that the innkeeper is literally running a house of ill repute, Mindy becomes determined to put an end to it. And a handsome local named Brett seems to be just the person she needs to help her. Beneath his unassuming exterior, Brett Hannigan keeps many secrets. Locally he is referred to as the People Walker, but little else is known about the handsome stranger who captivates Mindy’s interest and provides a welcome distraction from Chase. Mindy discovers that Brett is kind but broken: a man who has higher walls than she can scale. But something tells her that if only she can reach him, she might find everything she’s been looking for. In this charming romance perfect for fans of Kristan Higgins and Lauren Layne, Natalie Charles shows us that sometimes it takes a broken heart to find just the right person to fix it.

The Doctor and Mr. Right

A Single Dad Romance

Author: Cindy Kirk

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 1460310136

Category: Fiction

Page: 224

View: 9563

A prescription the doctor never knew she needed! Michelle Kearns has a simple credo she lives by: no domestic complications! But the Jackson Hole obstetrician's "no kids" rule is tested to the max when she meets her sinfully handsome new neighbor. Because there's just one thing wrong with the heart-meltingly perfect construction engineer: his teenage daughter! Gabe Davis can't quite understand the sexy doctor next door. After all, Michelle's life revolves around babies. And the willowy blonde beauty is a natural with Gabe's young daughter. Doesn't Michelle realize that family is what it's all about? Try as she might, she can't ignore the sparks igniting between them. It couldn't be a more ideal prescription…for happy ever after!
Strategic materials

Inquiry Into the Strategic and Critical Material Stockpiles of the U.S.

Hearings Before the United States Senate Committee on Armed Services, Subcommittee on National Stockpile and Naval Petroleum Reserves, Eighty-Seventh Congress, Second Session

Author: United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Armed Services. Subcommittee on National Stockpile and Naval Petroleum Reserves

Publisher: N.A


Category: Strategic materials

Page: N.A

View: 3918

Reviews policies that determined composition of post-World War II stockpiles.
Technology & Engineering

Inquiry into the strategic and critical material stockpiles of the United States

hearings before the National Stockpile and Naval Petroleum Reserves Subcommittee ... Eighty-seventh Congress, second session ...

Author: United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Armed Services. Subcommittee on National Stockpile and Naval Petroleum Reserves

Publisher: N.A


Category: Technology & Engineering

Page: 3900

View: 8833


The Lancet

Author: N.A

Publisher: N.A


Category: Medicine

Page: N.A

View: 2371


A Dictionary of Practical Surgery

Comprehending All the Most Interesting Improvements, from the Earliest Times Down to the Present Period ... Forming a Catalogue of Surgical Literature Arranged According to Subjects

Author: Samuel Cooper

Publisher: N.A


Category: Medicine

Page: 1518

View: 4998


Mr. Right

Author: Barbara Catlin

Publisher: Silhouette

ISBN: 9780373095193

Category: Fiction

Page: 253

View: 8488


A Weekend at Blenheim

A Novel

Author: J. P. Morrissey

Publisher: Minotaur Books

ISBN: 1429978341

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

View: 5079

In this enthralling and atmospheric tale of murder, revenge and redemption, a young American struggles to make sense of a world he does not understand, where the price of acceptance may be murder. John Vanbrugh is an outsider in the England of 1905: A determined but unsuccessful American architect, he has moved to London to make a new life for himself and his wife, Margaret. When he receives an unexpected summons to meet the dazzling Duchess of Marlborough at Blenheim Palace, he is skeptical. The young duchess, Vanbrugh comes to understand, has her reasons. Like him, she is American-born: Consuelo Vanderbilt, one of the richest debutantes in America. Seemingly on impulse, the duchess hires Vanbrugh to renovate her rooms at Blenheim - a plum job Vanbrugh accepts. He and his wife join the weekend party at Blenheim, a group that includes the foul-tempered duke; his young cousin Winston Churchill; the society painter John Singer Sargent; the duchess' mother and American suffragette Mrs. O.H.P.Belmont; Gladys Deacon, an American friend of the duchess'; and the enigmatic Catholic Monsignor Vay de Vaya. Almost as soon as he begins work at Blenheim, Vanbrugh uncovers a series of unsettling letters that hint at a long-concealed deceit. As he tries to grasp the meaning of this discovery, a sketchbook owned by Sargent is stolen and a young housemaid is found in the courtyard, strangled. It is then that Vanbrugh realizes he is caught in a maze of duplicity and manipulation with no way out. Struggling to uncover the treachery he sees around him, Vanbrugh is forced to re-evaluate everything he thought about Blenheim, himself, even the very nature of truth. Part mystery, part gothic morality tale, A Weekend at Blenheim is a compelling, mesmerizing, deeply satisfying novel.

Mr. Monster

Author: Dan Wells

Publisher: Tor Books

ISBN: 9781429942140

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

View: 7718

I killed a demon. I don't know if it was really, technically a demon, but I do know that he was some kind of monster, with fangs and claws and the whole bit, and he killed a lot of people. So I killed him. I think it was the right thing to do. At least the killing stopped. Well, it stopped for a while. In I Am Not a Serial Killer, John Wayne Cleaver saved his town from a murderer even more appalling than the serial killers he obsessively studies. But it turns out even demons have friends, and the disappearance of one has brought another to Clayton County. Soon there are new victims for John to work on at the mortuary and a new mystery to solve. But John has tasted death, and the dark nature he used as a weapon---the terrifying persona he calls "Mr. Monster"---might now be using him. No one in Clayton is safe unless John can vanquish two nightmarish adversaries: the unknown demon he must hunt and the inner demon he can never escape. In this sequel to his brilliant debut, Dan Wells ups the ante with a thriller that is just as gripping and even more intense. He apologizes in advance for the nightmares. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Life (Or Something Like It) at Mallard High

Author: Greg Martini

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1469148218

Category: Fiction

Page: 267

View: 632

I dont yell at people. I just shatter them emotionally and make them cry. Meet Tony Calamari. Freshman year at Mallard High does not begin well. For one thing, too many adults are telling him what to do, and there are too many annoying kids he has to spend four more years with. Like the last nine years werent bad enough (yes, hes counting kindergarten). If only he could ignore as many people as possible, but no one will let him. Which is just typical. Then one day he finds himself assigned to a classroom where maybe, just maybe, he might begin to like high school in spite of himself.
Political Science

Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: Barack Obama, 2009

Author: N.A

Publisher: Government Printing Office

ISBN: 0160880076

Category: Political Science

Page: 1084

View: 9130

Each Public Papers volume contains the papers and speeches of the President of the United States issued by the Office of the Press Secretary during the specified time period. The material is presented in chronological order, and the dates shown in the headings are the dates of the documents or events. In instances when the release date differs from the date of the document itself, that fact is shown in the text note. The appendixes in each Public Papers volume provide listings of a digest of the Presdient's daily schedule and meetings, when announced, and other items of general interest issed by the Officeof the Press Secretary; The President's nominations submitted to the Senate; A checklist of materials released by the Office of the Press Secretary that are not printed full-text in the book; and a table of Proclamations, Executive orders, and other Presidential documents released by the Office of the Press Secretary and published in the Federal Register.

The Year's Best Science Fiction: Eighteenth Annual Collection

Author: Gardner Dozois

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

ISBN: 0312703724

Category: Fiction

Page: 640

View: 6637

The twenty-three stories in this collection imaginatively take us far across the universe, into the very core of our being, to the realm of the gods, and the moment just after now. Included here are the works of masters of the form and of bright new talents, including: Stephen Baxter, M.Shayne Bell, Rick Cook, Albert E. Cowdrey, Tananarive Due, Greg Egan, Eliot Fintushel, Peter F. Hamilton, Earnest Hogan, John Kessel, Nancy Kress, Ursula K. Le Guin, Paul J. McAuley, Ian McDonald, Susan Palwick, Severna Park, Alastair Reynolds, Lucius Shepard, Brian Stableford, Charles Stross, Michael Swanwick, Steven Utley, Robert Charles Wilson Supplementing the stories is the editor's insightful summation of the year's events and lengthy list of honorable mentions, making this book a valuable resource in addition to serving as the single best place in the universe to find stories that stir the imagination and the heart.
Business & Economics

Tourism and Intercultural Exchange

Why Tourism Matters

Author: Gavin Jack,Alison M. Phipps

Publisher: Channel View Publications

ISBN: 1845410173

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 181

View: 2229

This book asks the question; why is it that tourism matters? It looks at how it is we do tourism and learn to be tourists when we are on holiday. Tourism is a dynamic way of being that may facilitate or hinder intercultural exchange. The ways in which we do tourism and the places in which we are tourists raise practical, material and emotional questions about tourist life. These questions are at the heart of this book. This book draws on both empirical work and a range of theoretical frameworks, arguing that tourism matters precisely because of the lessons it can teach us about living everyday life with others.

Fear the Darkness

A Novel

Author: Becky Masterman

Publisher: Minotaur Books

ISBN: 1466842237

Category: Fiction

Page: 336

View: 7502

It's hard to recognize the devil when his hand is on your shoulder. That's because a psychopath is just a person before he becomes a headline....Psychopaths have preferences for Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts coffee, denim or linen, Dickens or...well, you get the point. Ex-FBI agent Brigid Quinn has seen more than her share of psychopaths. She is ready to put all that behind her, building a new life in Tucson with a husband, friends, and some nice quiet work as a private investigator. Sure, she could still kill a man half her age, but she now gets her martial arts practice by teaching self-defense at a women's shelter. But sometimes it isn't that simple. When her sister-in-law dies, Brigid take in her seventeen-year-old niece, Gemma Kate. There has always been something unsettling about Gemma-Kate, but family is family. Which is fine, until Gemma-Kate starts taking an unhealthy interest in dissecting the local wildlife. Meanwhile, Brigid agrees to help a local couple by investigating the death of their son—which also turns out not to be that simple. Her house isn't the sanctuary it used to be, and new dangers—including murder—seem to lurk everywhere. Brigid starts to wonder if there is anyone she can trust, or if the devil has simply moved closer to home. Becky Masterman's Fear the Darkness is the masterful follow-up to the Edgar Award and CWA Gold Dagger finalist Rage Against the Dying.

Mine Till Midnight

Author: Lisa Kleypas

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

ISBN: 1429954663

Category: Fiction

Page: 384

View: 1256

When an unexpected inheritance elevates her family to the ranks of the aristocracy, Amelia Hathaway discovers that tending to her younger sisters and wayward brother was easy compared to navigating the intricacies of the ton. Even more challenging: the attraction she feels for the tall, dark, and dangerously handsome Cam Rohan. Wealthy beyond most men's dreams, Cam has tired of society's petty restrictions and longs to return to his "uncivilized" Gypsy roots. When the delectable Amelia appeals to him for help, he intends to offer only friendship—but intentions are no match for the desire that blindsides them both. But can a man who spurns tradition be tempted into that most time-honored arrangement: marriage? Life in London society is about to get a whole lot Lisa Kleypas's Mine Till Midnight.

The Abaya Chronicles

Author: Tina Lesher

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 1450263992

Category: Fiction

Page: 192

View: 2655

Since the discovery of oil in the Middle East, life has changed dramatically for 60-year-old Farah Abdullah al Matari of the United Arab Emirates. Raised in poverty in the desert, she now lives with her daughter in a spacious Abu Dhabi villa with a domestic staff. But the independent woman wants more out of life than sitting around and being waited on. Spurred on by her granddaughters, Farah begins to move away from her at home existence and into a more active lifestyle. Along the way, she gains a number of friends, including Americans. The Abaya Chronicles centers on Farah, her family and her friends. The fictional account showcases a generation of women using their education and their resources to help those less fortunate, to start businesses, and to support sports and other endeavors for women. In many respects, the novel also provides an education about life in an oil-rich country.