Juvenile Fiction

Ratburger

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books

ISBN: 9780007543007

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 320

View: 8697

Juvenile Fiction

Ratburger

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books

ISBN: 9780007453542

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 320

View: 5038

The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children's author in the country.Hot on the heels of bestselling Gangsta Granny comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel - the story of a little girl called Zoe. Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her. The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery - mainly by flobbing on her head. And now the evil Burt from Burt's Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it? The clue is in the title... From the author that is being called 'a new Roald Dahl', Ratburger is not to be missed!
Juvenile Fiction

Ratburger

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

ISBN: 0007453558

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 320

View: 9963

The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country.

The World of David Walliams

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books

ISBN: 9780007589036

Category:

Page: 1874

View: 2226

SIX hilarious and moving novels from bestselling, critically acclaimed author, David Walliams.Ages:9+DEMON DENTIST: Strange things were happening in the dead of night. When children put a tooth under their pillow for the tooth fairy, they would wake to find something creepy in its place. Evil was at work. But who or what was behind it? THE BOY IN THE DRESS: Dennis was different. Why was he different, you ask? Well, a small clue might be in the title of this book... MR STINK: Mr Stink stank. He also stunk. And if it was correct English to say he stinked, then he stinked as well... BILLIONAIRE BOY: Joe has a lot of reasons to be happy. About a billion of them, in fact. He has absolutely everything he could possibly want. But there's just one thing he really needs: a friend... GANGSTA GRANNY: Ben's grandma is the boringest grandma ever: all she wants to do is to play Scrabble and eat cabbage soup. But there are two things Ben doesn't know about her.) She was once an international jewel thief. 2) All her life, she has been plotting to steal the crown jewels, and now she needs Ben's help... RATBURGER: Can Zoe keep her beloved pet rat safe from the clutches of the dastardly Burt of Burt's Burgers?
Juvenile Fiction

Demon Dentist

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins

ISBN: 0062417061

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 464

View: 8076

The UK's #1 bestselling children's author, David Walliams, hailed as "the heir to Roald Dahl" by the Spectator, bursts onto the American market with Demon Dentist—and this is one dentist appointment you don't want to miss. Something strange is happening in Alfie's town. Instead of shiny coins from the tooth fairy, kids are waking up to dead slugs, live spiders, and other icky, terrible things under their pillows. Who would do something so horrific? Alfie is sure that Miss Root, the new dentist in town, is behind it all. There's nothing Alfie hates more than going to the dentist, but to solve this mystery, he may have to book a dreaded appointment. . . .
Juvenile Fiction

Grandpa's Great Escape

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins

ISBN: 0062560913

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 464

View: 2757

David Walliams, hailed as “the heir to Roald Dahl” by The Spectator, burst onto the American scene with the New York Times bestseller Demon Dentist. Now the UK’s #1 bestselling children’s author is back with this high-flying adventure about a boy and his grandfather, perfect for fans of Jeff Kinney and Rachel Renee Russell. Grandpa is Jack’s favorite person in the world. It doesn’t matter that he wears his slippers to the supermarket, serves Spam a la Custard for dinner, and often doesn’t remember Jack’s name. But then Grandpa starts to believe he’s back in World War II, when he was a Spitfire fighter pilot, and he’s sent to live in an old folk’s home run by the sinister Matron Swine. Now it’s up to Jack to help Grandpa plot a daring escape!
Juvenile Fiction

Billionaire Boy

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

ISBN: 0007446357

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 288

View: 461

A hilarious, touching and extraordinary fable from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author across the globey, with EXCLUSIVE audio and video from David Walliams
Young Adult Fiction

The Art of Being Normal

A Novel

Author: Lisa Williamson

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

ISBN: 0374302391

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 288

View: 9947

David Piper has always been an outsider. His parents think he's gay. The school bully thinks he's a freak. Only his two best friends know the real truth: David wants to be a girl. On the first day at his new school Leo Denton has one goal: to be invisible. Attracting the attention of the most beautiful girl in his class is definitely not part of that plan. When Leo stands up for David in a fight, an unlikely friendship forms. But things are about to get messy. Because at Eden Park School secrets have a funny habit of not staying secret for long , and soon everyone knows that Leo used to be a girl. As David prepares to come out to his family and transition into life as a girl and Leo wrestles with figuring out how to deal with people who try to define him through his history, they find in each other the friendship and support they need to navigate life as transgender teens as well as the courage to decide for themselves what normal really means.
Juvenile Fiction

The Boy in the Dress

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

ISBN: 0007302088

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 288

View: 1265

The sparkling debut children’s novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country.
Juvenile Nonfiction

Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141370599

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 8604

This collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.
Body odor

Mr Stink

Author: David Walliams,Quentin Blake

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

ISBN: 000727906X

Category: Body odor

Page: 267

View: 9015

"Mr Stink stank. He also stunk. And if it was correct English to say he stinked, then he stinked as well..."It all starts when Chloe makes friends with Mr Stink, the local tramp. Yes, he smells a bit. But when it looks like he might be driven out of town, Chloe decides to hide him in the garden shed.Now Chloe's got to make sure no one finds out her secret. And speaking of secrets, there just might be more to Mr Stink than meets the eye... or the nose.Ages 9+
Juvenile Fiction

Gangsta Granny

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

ISBN: 0007371454

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 304

View: 7180

A hilarious and moving story of old age, adventure, stolen jewels and swimming the Thames, from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country.
Children's stories

The World's Worst Children 2

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books

ISBN: 9780008259679

Category: Children's stories

Page: 282

View: 531

The brilliant follow-up to David Walliams' bestseller The World's Worst Children! Ten more stories about a brand new gang of hilariously horrible kids from everyone's favourite children's author, illustrated in glorious full colour by Tony Ross. If you thought you had read about the World's Worst Children already, you're in for a rather nasty shock. The beastly boys and gruesome girls in this book are even ruder, even more disgusting and WORSE than you could ever imagine! This gorgeous collection of ten stories from the master himself, David Walliams, will make you snort with laughter and thank your lucky stars that you don't know anyone like Gruesome Griselda or Fussy Frankie in real life. It also features a special appearance from fan-favourite Raj! Gloriously illustrated in full colour throughout by artistic genius Tony Ross, The World's Worst Children 2 is a side-splitting companion to David's blockbuster hit, The World's Worst Children, and the perfect gift for kids aged 9 and up.
Juvenile Fiction

Christmas Stories

Author: Michael Morpurgo,Quentin Blake

Publisher: Egmont Books

ISBN: 9781405265492

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 192

View: 3238

A collection of Michael’s existing Christmas books—The Best Christmas Present in the World, On Angel Wings, and The Best of Times—with a new story, The Goose is Getting Fat. Curl up by the fireside and let Michael Morpurgo envelop you in stories of faraway lands and unexpected adventures.
Cooking

How to Be a Bourbon Badass

Author: Linda Ruffenach

Publisher: Indiana University Press

ISBN: 1684350298

Category: Cooking

Page: 175

View: 6013

There is no right or wrong way to drink bourbon—in a cocktail, straight up, on the rocks, or with a splash of soda. You will never know which is your way until you try them all, and How to Be a Bourbon Badass will guide you on the path of your own bourbon adventure. In How to Be a Bourbon Badass, Linda Ruffenach tells the story of her own personal journey with bourbon and shares behind-the-scenes tales from bourbon industry experts and rock stars. She captures the storied history of America’s native spirit, explains the process of making liquid gold, and offers top-notch cocktail, dinner, and dessert recipes for the novice and connoisseur alike. From tales of legendary master distillers to stories of women whose lives were changed through newfound bourbon badass confidence, and from recipes for classics like the bourbon highball to fresh twists like strawberry bourbon lemonade with rosemary, Linda Ruffenach will redefine your perceptions of bourbon and those who savor it. Your journey to becoming a bourbon badass begins here.
Juvenile Fiction

The Ice Monster

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

ISBN: 0008164711

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 416

View: 5693

From No. 1 bestselling children’s author, David Walliams comes his biggest and most epic adventure yet! Illustrated by the artistic genius Tony Ross. This is the story of a ten-year-old orphan and a 10,000-year-old mammoth...
Juvenile Fiction

The Search for WondLa

Author: Tony DiTerlizzi

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 147110494X

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 496

View: 4582

Eva Nine was raised by the robot Muthr. But when a marauder destroys the underground sanctuary she called home, twelve-year-old Eva is forced to flee aboveground. Eva Nine is searching for anyone else like her. She knows that other humans exist because of a very special item she treasures ~ a scrap of cardboard on which is depicted a young girl, an adult, and a robot along with the strange word "WondLa". Tony DiTerlizzi honours traditional children's literature in this totally original space age adventure: one that is as complex as an alien planet, but as simple as a child's wish for a place to belong.
Juvenile Fiction

Bad Dad

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins

ISBN: 0062561227

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 448

View: 324

Hailed as “the heir to Roald Dahl” by The Spectator, the UK’s #1 bestselling children’s author, David Walliams, will have fans of Jeff Kinney and Rachel Renee Russell in stitches! David Walliams burst on to the American scene with his New York Times bestseller Demon Dentist, and now he’s bringing his signature humor to this raucous tale of prison breaks and heists gone wrong in Bad Dad. Frank’s dad was a champion hot-rod racer, Gilbert the Great. But when a terrible accident sees him go from hero to zero, Frank and Gilbert are left with nothing—and in the grips of a wicked crime boss and his henchmen. After Gilbert is thrown in prison, only Frank can come to his rescue. . .
Juvenile Fiction

The Slightly Annoying Elephant (Read aloud by David Walliams)

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

ISBN: 0007560664

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

View: 6089

Number one bestselling author David Walliams presents his very first picture book for children of 3 and up. Illustrated by artistic genius, Tony Ross, this eBook comes with audio hilariously read by the author himself.