Juvenile Nonfiction

The Silliest Joke Book Ever

Author: N.A

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141945443

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 400

A hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities. All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a £1 donation.
Juvenile Nonfiction

The Silliest Joke Book Ever

Author: Victoria Hartman,Robert W. Alley

Publisher: Lothrop Lee & Shepard

ISBN: 9780688101107

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: N.A

View: 5711

A collection of riddle jokes on a variety of topics, including food, animals, and travel.
Humor

The Best Joke Book (Period)

Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

Author: William Donohue

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1440583099

Category: Humor

Page: 208

View: 1165

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Juvenile Nonfiction

Jokelopedia

The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Eva Blank,Alison Benjamin,Rosanne Green,Ilana Weitzman,Lisa Sparks

Publisher: Workman Publishing

ISBN: 0761189971

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 288

View: 2287

It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Juvenile Nonfiction

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher: Portable Press

ISBN: 9781626865846

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 986

Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
Humor

Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

ISBN: 9781578660124

Category: Humor

Page: 320

View: 7017

From the "King of Good Clean Jokes" comes a hilarious collection of jokes for all ages and occasions that includes inane one-liners, witty quips, and a wealth of insults that guarantee laughter.
Juvenile Nonfiction

The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher: Portable Press

ISBN: 9781626865853

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 8677

Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Juvenile Nonfiction

The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

2,001 Brand-New Side-Splitters That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud

Author: Kathi Wagner

Publisher: Castle Point Books

ISBN: 1250160863

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 368

View: 877

The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! is the biggest, funniest, laugh-out-loudest joke book on the planet! Crack open this book to have everyone you know in stitches. Be ready for anything with jokes, puns, and riddles from a range of categories: celebrities, gadgets, video games, the classroom, zombies, and a bunch more! Complete with tons of awesome illustrations! - 2,001 unbeatable modern jokes - 400 showstopping illustrations - Have your friends rolling on the ground in no time! - Knock-knock jokes, puns, riddles, one-liners, and more! The hilarious one-liners, wisecracks, and gags will keep the shenanigans going for you, your friends, and anyone with a funny bone. With more than 2,000 kid-friendly side-splitters--from knock-knock jokes, to riddles and puns, to some of the silliest gut-busters ever--this book is more than a gigantic collection of wisecracks, it's a must-have for any jokester!
Fiction

The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book

Author: Jim Pietsch

Publisher: Grand Central Pub

ISBN: 9780446604871

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

View: 4453

A New York City taxicab driver offers more than four hundred gags, riddles, anecdotes, tall tales, and one-liners gleaned from his diverse passengers, from celebrities to blue-collar workers to arty types. Reprint.
Humor

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Author: Tim Vine

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1409039307

Category: Humor

Page: 320

View: 1297

The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
Juvenile Nonfiction

The Wackiest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Portable Press

ISBN: 9781626863804

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 8154

Kids will find giggles, groans, and belly laughs on every page! Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts. Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
Humor

Archie's Giant Kids' Joke Book

Author: Archie Superstars

Publisher: Archie Comic

ISBN: 1936975289

Category: Humor

Page: 192

View: 9963

Collects jokes, riddles, and puns featuring Archie Andrews and his friends Betty, Veronica, Jughead, and Reggie.
Humor

The Greatest Joke Book Ever

Author: Mel Greene

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0380798492

Category: Humor

Page: 352

View: 7048

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!Golf got its name because all the other four-letter words were taken. Here's the most massive melding of mirth ever minted! Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates. Tell'em to your friends or keep'em to yourself -- this book has more jokes than Lessie has fleas! How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head!If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? C'mon. You can do it. Take this book to the cash register -- and take home enough jokes to meet your minimum daily humor requirement for the whole millennium!

The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher: Scholastic UK

ISBN: 1407173677

Category:

Page: 128

View: 3060

The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book is jam-packed with over 300 hilarious jokes written and selected by bestselling children's author Michael Rosen. In association with the new Laugh Out Loud Book Prize - a new series of awards for funny children's books in the UK.
Juvenile Nonfiction

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

Author: Carl McInerney,Joe King

Publisher: Andersen Press

ISBN: 9781849391115

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 64

View: 2100

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Soccer

Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book

Author: Dave Bromage,Rhodri Crooks,Kay Woodward

Publisher: Puffin Books

ISBN: 9780141321158

Category: Soccer

Page: 96

View: 416

Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!
Foreign Language Study

The World's Wackiest French Joke Book

500 Puns Guaranteed to Give You Deja-Eww!

Author: Susan Fenton,Sue Fenton

Publisher: McGraw Hill Professional

ISBN: 0071479007

Category: Foreign Language Study

Page: 144

View: 6241

Teaches French vocabulary through five hundred jokes and quips, the answers to which are puns on French words. Includes related fun facts.
Juvenile Fiction

The Little Book of Football Jokes

Author: Joe King

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781783446728

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 128

View: 1583

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!
Humor

Ultimate Book of Jokes

The Essential Collection of More Than 1,500 Jokes

Author: Scott McNeely

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452113157

Category: Humor

Page: 352

View: 4604

Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Juvenile Nonfiction

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Portable Press

ISBN: 9781684121281

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 256

View: 642

Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at the funniest and grossest jokes ever! It's a 2-for-1 of epic proportions—this book combines our two bestselling kids' joke books! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes, actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that'll make them (and you) want to barf. They'll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!