Thousands of children have giggled, learned from and loved Glen Singleton's Cool series over the years. Now 1001 Cool Gross Jokes has been relaunched in a new-look, full-colour series for your amusement and edification.
What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.
Can you make it through reading these disgusting jokes without gagging? I dare you to try! You better not be squeamish because these jokes are so icky and yucky, that you might want to put on some gloves first. Now, before you barf, let me warn you that these disgusting jokes have lots of boogers, farts, and flies. Really gross stuff. Do you have the guts to answer the knock-knock jokes in here? Even the door knob is slimy! There are icky tongue twisters too... How fast can you say Ned's nose needs nine napkins? Look inside to see more! Q: What do you find in a well-cleaned nose? A: Fingerprints! Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look flushed. This little illustrated book of Disgusting Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. What's so funny about smelling a skunk or stepping on gum? Read this book to find out! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Disgustingly entertaining! Over 100 puzzles with gross themes and stinky facts throughout. They'll love the puzzles. You'll love that puzzles improve their brain and thinking processes! Perfect for kids ages 8 and older. Contains: Word Searches (gross movies, fart names, gross jellybean flavors, bugs in food... ) Mazes (all with a gross but fun fact) Quizzes and Matching (Stinky animal defenses, phobia names, disgusting foods..) Double Puzzles (animals that live without heads..) Find the Difference (each themed with gross info..) Fallen Jokes (all hilariously disgusting) Cryptogram (decipher the answer to the gross joke question) And More!! Perfect entertainment for vacation, traveling, in the car, or relaxing at home kids will be entertained and challenged!
The millions of fans of the Gross Jokes series will be delighted with Julius Alvin's most hilarious, most disgusting collection yet! This outrageous book includes something to offend everyone -- jokes about ethnic groups, homosexuals, women, politicians, and more.
The jokes may be clean, but steer clear of the pus, diarrhea, bugs and rotting food in these clever and funny riddles for kids! Looking for amusing family night in ideas, absurd ice breakers, despicable sibling travel giggles, revolting silly jokes, or a repulsive gag gift? This family-friendly funny children's book will deliver the laughs in the grossest possible way! I happen in the toilet, but sometimes on the floor. I happen in a bucket or bowl, and sometimes beside roller coaster doors. What am I?[A torrent of diarrhea!] What is wet and yellow, or sometimes clear? What hides behind bubbles on your skin, or ooze from ouchies on your elbow, knee, face, or even your ear?[Dripping pus!] Riddle your way to hours of fun for all ages!
Gross jokes and a coloring book, what could be better? Get 100 sick, gross disgusting kid-friendly jokes and 100 great coloring pages so your child can laugh and also show their inner artist. This The Totally Gross Joke Book Coloring Book makes a great gift for boys and girls at Halloween or anytime you need some funny, gross jokes about boogers, barf and farts. Get your copy today.