Family & Relationships

This Is The Truth, As Far As I Know

Author: Jan Hornung

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN:

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 120

View: 288

No matter your age or where you live, you'll find yourself rolling on the floor in hysterics at this hilariously funny look at life in the South, life in the military, and life of a southerner living in Germany. Go to the Bubba Fest in South Carolina, learn about the wurst of all wieners, and do the Doggy Dance of Joy. Find out if you have vacaphobia, how to tell if you're nekkid, and lessons on marriage from your dog and helicopters. You'll be "busier than a mosquito in a nudist colony" reading short stories such as "Armadillo and Red Wine," "Eat Crackers and Whistle Your National Anthem," "My dog is From the Planet Uranus," and "Hoodoo, Doorknobs, and Automobiles." The author, Jan Hornung, is an awarding winning humor columnist and author of "If A Frog Had Wings ... Helicopter Tales."
Juvenile Fiction

Same Sun Here

Author: Silas House

Publisher: Candlewick Press

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 304

View: 637

Meena and River have a lot in common: fathers forced to work away from home to make ends meet, grandmothers who mean the world to them, and faithful dogs. But Meena is an Indian immigrant girl living in New York City's Chinatown, while River is a Kentucky coal miner's son. As Meena's family studies for citizenship exams and River's town faces devastating mountaintop removal, this unlikely pair become pen pals, sharing thoughts and, as their camaraderie deepens, discovering common ground in their disparate experiences. With honesty and humor, Meena and River bridge the miles between them, creating a friendship that inspires bravery and defeats cultural misconceptions. Narrated in two voices, each voice distinctly articulated by a separate gifted author, this chronicle of two lives powerfully conveys the great value of being and having a friend and the joys of opening our lives to others who live beneath the same sun.
Self-Help

Just Plain Fat

Author: Jeanne Fransway

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN:

Category: Self-Help

Page:

View: 759

I was like an anorexic on the opposite side of the mirror. I never saw myself that fat. My brain wasn?t fat just me. Yet my inner skinny self is desperately crying to get out and my fat self trying to fit into a thin orientated world.
Sports & Recreation

The Raw Files: 1997

Author: James Dixon

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN:

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 168

View: 489

The team at www.historyofwrestling.info are back with the fifth in their series documenting every episode of WWF Monday Night Raw, year by year. We cover every angle, segment and match in detail, and offer plenty of thoughts and facts along the way. The book is written and presented in the usual HOW style, with various awards, match lists and a host of star ratings for fans to debate at will. New this time are additional awards, a Hall of Shame covering the bouts to avoid, some of the better promos fully transcribed and a bonus additional ""Shotgun Files"" book contained within! It is also easily the biggest Raw Files yet, coming it at approximately 170,000 words! Learn about one of the most tumultuous years in WWF history, with the formation of the Hart Foundation; the fallout from the Montreal Screwjob; the further rise of Steve Austin and The Rock; surprise appearances and returns; an invasion from ECW; legendary promos and angles and so much more!
Biography & Autobiography

On the other side of the sun

Author: Zainab Makanjuola

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN:

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 90

View: 273

A young girl from Nigeria that grow up in Oakland feels alone, pays attention to other people world when she was little, but not her own. Cares for others, do what she was told, lets other people words effect her. Than learn that true love doesn't last long, blame herself for falling in love with a wrong person. At the end of the day she grow up being strong.Not knowing her journey as just begun . She knows that she have lot to do and more to learn in life and about people. The more she loves other the more she gets hurt but no more, Wonder why sorting people can't leave without guilt. "Ultimately we know deeply that the other side of every fear is a freedom" - Marilyn Ferguson. LEARN from YOUR MISTAKES that is how YOU LIVE life! AND... Be WISE......
Religion

God Is Speaking - Are You Listening?

Author: Steven W. Raasumaa

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

ISBN:

Category: Religion

Page: 210

View: 948

In July 1998, GOD approached a man, to assist GOD and channel his will into the written word. This book is the result of that conversation. GOD is responsible for the flow, topics and discussions. The man simply wrote what GOD spoke and what thoughts he received. "GOD is speaking - Are you listening? My Story" is GOD'S full disclosure to his human family, including his laws of Life and Death. He speaks to Steve as a friend. That is, a friend of GOD'S, chosen by GOD. The fact that anyone would be allowed to hear his voice is astonishing. In this day and age of miracles, is it so far fetched not to believe? He speaks to Steve of his world...Heaven. He speaks of his Love for his human family. GOD tells it like he sees it. No soft touch, no political correctness, just the plain truth, GOD'S Truth. July 5th 1998 4:00 P.M. I AM the GOD of ALL. The reason for this writing is that the stories I AM about to unfold to you, through my friend Steve, are stories to teach, inspire and to create hope. Hope, in that when you greet me in my Heavenly Kingdom, you will have a better understanding, appreciation and moral imperatives, necessary to the alleviation of your guilt. I AM in the world as a spirit of Love, hope, divine inspiration and most of all understanding. I have tried to conquer you, and your fears, by sending messengers to your world, Moses, Abraham, Isaac and Jesus the Christ. I have been alive 50 million of your Earth years and the stories I AM about to tell you are just one of many, told countless times in my Kingdom.
Biography & Autobiography

One Girl And Her Dogs

Author: Emma Gray

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN:

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 288

View: 931

What happens when you swap 'I do' for pastures new? When twenty-three-year-old shepherdess Emma Gray breaks off her engagement, the chance to take over an isolated Northumberland farm seems just the fresh start she needs. But while the beautiful scenery certainly offers plenty of scope for contemplation, a night out with an eligible bachelor soon seems more remote than the farm itself. And once you add fugitive sheep and freak blizzards into the mix, Emma's dreams of a happy future at Fallowlees Farm quickly begin to fade. Throughout the long nights of lambing, the highs and lows of the local sheepdog trials and the day-to-day chores of maintaining a large, ramshackle farm, Emma's collies are her most loyal companions. With Bill, Fly, Roy and Alfie by her side, she'll never really be alone. Emma's remarkable first year at Fallowlees - the triumphs, the disasters, the heartbreak and the glimmer of romance on the horizon - is an inspiration for anyone who has ever dreamt of changing their life and starting all over again. ____________________________________________________________ Readers love ONE GIRL AND HER DOGS: 'This is an amazing book, difficult to put down. A must for all thinking of living of the land, or looking to be inspired by a hard working courageous young woman' 'What a little gem of a book, I loved it. Emma has given us a little taste of her life in the remote Fallowlees Farm in Northumberland, her knowledge of lambing is just astonishing to me and her beautiful dogs are amazing, I must admit to shedding a tear now and then, but there was plenty to chuckle at too' 'An admirable book' 'Very entertaining and readable. A brave girl who made the decision to become a sheep farmer and farm in a lovely and lonely spot' 'This story is written in such a way that you feel you are actually on the farm and going through the trials too. Wonderful empathy with her dogs and an excellent storyteller'
Biography & Autobiography

From the Mouth of Charlie Watts

Author: Kelly Watts

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN:

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 76

View: 271

From the Mouth of Charlie Watts is a collection of short stories featuring conversations with the Autistic son of the author. The quotes were compiled over the last year.