English wit and humor

Jellyphants and Woolly Jumpers

Author: Amanda Li

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

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Category: English wit and humor

Page: 71

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What's grey and wobbly? A jellyphant. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. Children love telling jokes to their friends and family, and this work includes jokes that are easy to read. It is ideal for beginner readers who enjoy fun wordplay.
Juvenile Nonfiction

The Funniest Jokes for 8 Year Olds

Author: Macmillan Children's Books

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

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Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

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How does a gardener fix a hole in his jeans? With a vegetable patch. How do you make antifreeze? Hide her woolly jumper. What did the grumpy bee say? ‘Buzz off !' A superbly silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 8-year-olds. Puns, ‘knock knocks’ and gags galore are accompanied by hilarious illustrations to give young readers fits of giggles. The perfect gift for any 8-year-old who loves telling jokes and entertaining their friends and family!
Juvenile Nonfiction

The Funniest Jokes for 7 Year Olds

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Publisher: Pan Macmillan

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Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

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What do witches use to wrap their presents? Spell-otape. What is the largest kind of ant? A giant. What ’s a mouse’s favourite game? Hide-and-squeak. A superbly silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 7-year-olds. Puns, ‘knock knocks’ and gags galore are accompanied by hilarious illustrations to give young readers fits of giggles. The perfect gift for any 7-year-old who loves telling jokes and entertaining their friends and family!
Juvenile Nonfiction

Hot Dogs and Dinosnores

Author: Amanda Li

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

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Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 80

View: 636

Hot Dogs and Dinosnores is a hilarious, laugh-out-loud joke book stuffed full of funny animal jokes to get kids laughing, from Amanda Li, the author of Jellyphants and Wooly Jumpers. Children love telling jokes to their friends and family, and these jokes are easy to read and easy to remember. Perfect for beginner readers who delight in fun wordplay. What do you call a dog who likes bubble baths? A shampoodle. Why do cats make terrible storytellers? They only have one tail. Where did the kittens go for their school trip? To the mew-seum. What kind of gum do bees chew? Bumblegum.
Fiction

He Fell in Love with His Wife

Author: Edward Payson Roe

Publisher: Good Press

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Category: Fiction

Page: 296

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"He Fell in Love with His Wife" by Edward Payson Roe. Published by Good Press. Good Press publishes a wide range of titles that encompasses every genre. From well-known classics & literary fiction and non-fiction to forgotten−or yet undiscovered gems−of world literature, we issue the books that need to be read. Each Good Press edition has been meticulously edited and formatted to boost readability for all e-readers and devices. Our goal is to produce eBooks that are user-friendly and accessible to everyone in a high-quality digital format.